Nah, just get some email provider with a good reputation and setup gmail to forward all mail. From there you can start to change the emails in all your accounts one by one. And hey, even if takes you 5 years to complete, it’s still worth it. Oh, some else had the exact same recommendation. I should have read the other comments first. Oh well

I will stick to emulating 30 year old video game consoles and fan reimplementations like OpenMW and OpenRCT2. I am driven by pure spite. They will never get me!

Your move Satanist church.

Or just use a password manager and solve that problem yourself right now forever.

That usually done by young folk who just learned the basics. Cut them some slack. They feel good about learning something new.

Wait a second, there wasn’t even any social media sites back when Benjamin Franklin lived. Did he write that in his newsletter or something?

Just cut out the people and let me live in a fictional world where other “people” aren’t mostly idiots. Plug me into the matrix already. Let’s get it over with!