spicy pancake

If you want to no longer want to know how anything works, do biochemistry

the supplier to my grocery store might be picking them early and having them ripen in transit, or perhaps they just sell a smaller cultivar?

I lose my absolute shit every time I get the chance to buy a Meyer lemon precisely because they’re small and less likely to go bad before I can use them up

Also I use key limes like regular limes for this reason. I don’t even care that they cost more. Throwing out rotten food annoys me so much that it’s worth it

I mean, I fucking would

and so they can use browser vulnerabilities features to collect more data on you

nope, if that porn is on the internet those are MEN and that porn is GAY 🌈

Everyone knows there are no girls on the internet

who else is utterly sick of reading the word qUiEtLy in headlines

Would that mean best practice is to point the most-likely-to-pop-open end towards the center of the rotating plate?

that is a high fantasy wizard ass sounding name for a plumbing part

missed opportunity to name it codeine

Silk is expensive. Almost all pyramidal tea bags are nylon and/or polyester (at least in the US). Only premium stuff is going to be made of silk and they’ll advertise it as such

Tokyo Machine!

Doubtful, I was just joking about how it’s an older language that has become rare

Probably a few CS programs offer courses in it, if nothing else because it’s historically important. And I’m sure one could teach it to themself via books and documentation

at university in the 1980s

Possibly better suited for Vanya and Five Drive By Each Other

shit if I could go back in time and remove it from my past that’d be even better