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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

Project Management 101

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Project Management 101

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Nine women can create a baby in 1 month.

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      I’ve worked with project managers who must’ve believed that. :)

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        Give them a copy of the mythical man month:

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          😄

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      That’s because the premise is ridiculous!

      It takes 9 men and 1 woman to make a baby in 1 month.

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      If not your processes are just not agile enough

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