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macha@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

Movies vs life

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Movies vs life

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macha@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago
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  • milkjug@lemmy.world
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    I have been trapped in vi and I don’t know how to escape.

    Send help.

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      You’re trapped in vi

      I’m trapped in ed

      We are not the same

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        ?

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          https://linux.die.net/man/1/ed

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            (I was making a joke about how if you screw up in ed it just prints ?)

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              🥹 Smart enough to know ed exists, too dumb to get the jokes

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      just reboot the machine. problem solved!

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        you can not escape vi

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          one does not simply leave vi

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        Just the way gran-pappy did it! Hot dang!

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