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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

The "Marshmelon" Dispenser: Most pointless piece of Federation technology?

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The "Marshmelon" Dispenser: Most pointless piece of Federation technology?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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    uhm actually

    The Marshmelon Dispenser was a CRITICAL part of the Federation’s nutritional strategy

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      • Xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink
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        Man had rocket boots-he WAS superior

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    What if it’s a micro-replicator that makes marshmelons on demand? And what if I told you it could also make sausages, carrots, skinny cucumbers and taquitos like they have on those roller grill things at the gas station?

    Not so stupid now.

    It’ll do M&Ms too, you just have to shake it into your hand.

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  • digger@lemmy.ca
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    Computer, design something to store and dispense marshmelons for me and the guys.

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    Sounds like someone isn’t allowed to eat marshmallows

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