WSL - Microsoft Linux
Don’t forget about Microsoft OpenGL.
You forgot Microsoft iOS… RIP Windows Phones
I legitimately enjoyed the couple Windows Phones I had. But I think that’s an unpopular opinion.
don’t forget about Teams - Microsoft Discord
I hate teams with such a passion, i genuinely got upset reading the comparison
The only redeemable thing about Teams is that it serves as an example of how you can be worst-in-class for everything, but still succeed somehow
It’s because everything else is worse. Yes, corporate communication software is that bad.
Office365 - Microsoft LibreOffice
Bing - Microsoft Google
Bing chat: Microsoft ChatGPT
Well ChatGPT is Microsoft as well.
That just makes it more funny that Bing is the emotionally unstable version
Don’t forget:
-Microsoft App Store
-Microsoft iPad
-Microsoft Galaxy Fold
-Microsoft Gmail
-Microsoft iTunes
-Microsoft Slack
-Microsoft Facebook
-Microsoft Facebook Work
-Microsoft FaceTime
-Microsoft Google Docs
-Microsoft Dropbox
For Microsoft Chrome it’s literally what it is on PC and Android. In iOS it’s Microsoft Safari because Apple doesn’t like actual competition.
Funny enough they actually do have their own build of java. https://www.microsoft.com/openjdk
Wait, didn’t they have their own implementation of Java in the 90s, so applets could run in their IE browser. But it was intentionally such shit that applets never worked right and it basically killed Java in the browser?
J# was also literally MS Java
