All the certs check out

Have you ever tried a rebase?

Is a system secure if no one can gain access?

Finally! This has been a major roadblock for the team for a while.

Machine code? If you can’t build a circuit to solve your problem it’s a lack of skill.

It’s the new “promotion machine.” The first manager: “I saved this company x dollars using AI, promote me.” The new manager: “I increased productivity by x percent getting rid of AI, promote me.” Repeat.

STEP 1: find company run by idiots

STEP 2: get them to give me a remote job

STEP 3: barely work at all

STEP 4: get second remote job and collect 2 paychecks

Just lie. What are they going to do? They don’t know enought to realize they made an impossible request, they won’t be able to tell the difference between 10 and 5 years experience.

I really like how you have to wait until part 4 to get any historical context.

If QA cared about us they wouldn’t make it so hard.

I’m a senior dev and I’ll be honest: I’m not sure what I do.

I keep a 6 pack in my car. Once I leave the office I am wasted and legally can’t be “on call.”

I agree. If there is no Greek question mark at all it should be code that is printed to console. If there is an upside down at the start and upside right at the end it is just normal code. If upside right at the end only, it is a comment. Only upside down at the start it will be treated as debug specific code and will not be run in production compilations.

I like this but to make the code more readable the Greek question mark should also be placed upsidedown at the start of every line that needs to not be printed.

I think white space should be used to represent basic functions too. For example 3 spaces can be used to sum two values while 4 spaces can be used to subtract.

Delete all work you did, commit, push, delete old commits from remote repo? File an IP lawsuit?

Lol, “fire me if you dare, then it’s your problem”

You could charge a licensing fee for commercial use. Won’t fix it 100% but most companies would rather pay a licensing fee than risk getting sued.

It upsets some people. It doesn’t affect the end user. The terms “Bull Branch” and “Cuck Branch” will make stand up meeting more fun.

I bet the guy who said “looks good to me” still has a job too.