Chell.

He was in a couple episodes of Voyager, plus the two Voyager video games.

He was also in the Voyager: Elite Force video games!

This Bolian’s name rhymes with shell.

You left out “Kang confirms the rumors…”

“I WAS PLEASURING JAPANESE WOMEN WHEN YOUR GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS IN DIAPERS.” - Scotty, probably

in the butt

ADMIRAL TSO IS VERY RUDE TO PICARD, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER ADMIRALS.

Heartfelt upvote for “internal sploodge core.”

Also, Sploodgecore should be a music genre.

One question remains: when the Exxxocomp dematerializes the fleshlight attachment, does your load get recycled into the micro-replicaotor? Or does the sploodge just drop onto the floor, when it vanishes…at which point, I guess you could order the Exxxocomp to replicate a squeegee to clean it up.

Just wait until 43. You’ll realize that your plan to do a bunch of awesome shit during your 42nd year (because that number is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything) fizzled into basically nothing, and you don’t even have the energy to jack off much, anymore.

The only consolation is knowing that your apathy will grow in proportion to your decay, so by the time you’re TRULY incapable and decrepit, you literally won’t be capable of giving a shit about the situation.