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Even better when instead of recursive function calls, it a recursive process fork!
you’re shitting remotely now too?
Do we tell them about the remote shit technology that just landed from Uranus?
You can leave out the NSFW parts. What you’re downloading doesn’t have to be mentioned.
Naw just a Junior that needs guidance.
Beats being a slave on a chain gang in the American prison system.
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket2·3 months agoI’ve tried to
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•[Noob here] Can someone explain to me the advantage of mutable objects?4·3 months agoFor all the people in this thread talking about the inefficiencies of immutability, they may find this talk by Rich Hickey (the creator of clojure) interesting. Not so much as it shows that they’re wrong, but more so that it’s a good lecture explaining how we can build immutable data structures that address the limitations immutability in a way that reduces the overhead.
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.ml•China made a bet decades ago because it couldn’t compete with the US on cars. That bet is paying off big26·4 months agoBruh, what’s your public transit solution for folks living outside major metropolitan areas (something the US has in spades)? When someone says small town America think towns with sub 5,000 people.
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•Postiz (v1.6.6) - open-source social media scheduling tool11·7 months agoAaàaannnndddd what does this have to do with programming aside from it being software?
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Malicious Compliance@lemmy.world•Not allowed to work from homeEnglish2·7 months agopays overtime or comp time
You’re very funny, great joke! 😭
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•Stack Overflow Survey: 80% of developers are unhappy2·7 months agoMan not all are even trying to beat the average!
For how popular of a language python is, at this point it’s a bad sign to me that the language has default way to manage versions and create new projects. I get having options, but options are annoying to new folk.
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•What's the dumbest reason you've learned a programming language?4·10 months agoExperienced me sees a language where parentheses are optional and I think “ew no”
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•How I built a server-side cache with ExpressJS & React113·1 year agoIf you’re worried about speed, there are better options for your backend than JavaScript.
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•Top 5 Most Popular Web Backend Frameworks in 20243·1 year agoMy best guess is that it’s “boring” and not trendy.
DerArzt@lemmy.worldto Programming@programming.dev•Top 5 Most Popular Web Backend Frameworks in 20247·1 year agoWhere my springboot homies at?
My brother in Christ, why must you inform us of cool things and leave us with less free time? 🫠