Ah yes. Definitely a hallucination. Nothing sinister going on here, nope.

That’s because some idiot signed off on graphic design that says 8x instead of “contents: 8 razor heads” or w/e. I’ve worked a lot of distribution over the years and there’s a lot of poorly described contents even in boring print on brown box stuff out there.

In America they’re usually behind a locked plastic case.

“I see that you have programming and game development skills and I think that makes you perfect for picking and shipping in a warehouse.”

Fuck you if you’re a bit and triple fuck you if you’re a human.

And the worst part? They’re allowed to ignore the national do not call registry.

Love the provocateur with the light saber lol

OP must be either autistic or an astrophysicist. Just chill out dude. Take your meds or smoke some weed, whatever it takes.

Man I figured this shit out back in 1999. Boss didn’t care. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re still using the same shitty, slow, obsolete system today.

I had no idea this was a trend.

I thought he was speaking Welsh for a minute there. I’m pretty sure that the universal translator is incapable of doing anything with that language.

This has a fair reason. If war were to break out the Chinese government could, hypothetically, hijack, kill, or break all their cars in the country.

Yeah like that won’t be bypassed in about 3 seconds.

Well enjoying a game of footie is your first mistake. Oh wait, I got confused, too many euros around, sorry about that. Footie is what I call soccer, aka foreign football.

Enjoying a game of football is your first mistake.

Phrasing!

They would beam them into your brain if they could.

I mean if I have one I’ll bet grateful if it kills me, but then again I take seven pills a day to stop myself from dramatically accelerating the process.

Well I’m still breathing, so I guess so.

Sure. Let’s call them that.

And of course you know they’re gonna show up when you’re taking a poop.