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    namespace 🔵 = std;
    using 🔢 = int;
    using 💀 = void;
    using 🕖 = time_t;
    using 👌 = bool;
    #define 👂 auto
    #define 🎌 enum
    #define 👎 false
    #define 👍 true
    #define 👹 "evil"
    #define 💪 🔵::make_shared
    #define 🍸 virtual
    #define 🖥️ 🔵::cout
    #define 🔫 🔵::endl
    template<class 🔮>
    using 📚 = 🔵::vector<🔮>;
    template<class 🔮>
    using 👇 = 🔵::shared_ptr<🔮>;
    
    🎌 🐒 { 🐵, 🙈, 🙉, 🙊 };
    🔢 🎲() { return 🔵::rand(); }
    👌 😎() { return 👎; }
    
    struct 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() = 0; };
    struct 🍊 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥️ << "🍊" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍉 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥️ << "🍉" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍒 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥️ << "🍉" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍓 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥️ << "🍓" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍍 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥️ << "🍍" << 🔫; }; };
    struct 🍅 : 🍴 { 🍸 💀 👀() { 🖥️ << "🍅" << 🔫; }; };
    
    🔢 main()
    {
        if(😎() == 👎)
            🖥️ << "💩" << 🔫;
    
        📚<👇<🍴>> 🍛 = { 💪<🍊>(), 💪<🍉>(), 💪<🍒>(), 💪<🍍>(), 💪<🍅>() };
     
        for (👂 🍏 : 🍛)
            🍏->👀();
    
        return 🎲();
    }