Hell yeah, straight out the freezer into my fat face

It’s so distracting that I didn’t notice it before this post made me go look for it.

Very major, especially because it goes both ways. Hey Manager, if you got a problem with me take it up with my union rep.

I like to keep a few mixed in with my pocket sand. Increased effectiveness if you gotta throw sand plus you can randomly drop them on people’s desks and whatnot.