Same here. I was so excited when we upgraded to a 128, and skipped the 64 entirely. That was some serious computing power.

Works in real life too. Grew a beard when i was 17, and never got carded for booze again after that.

You did it so well, I started hearing it in their voices after a few lines. Well done.

Well put.

I take issue with the title though, everyone knows that prune juice lattes are the drink of warriors.

Yeah, but the reason he’s so fast is because you can’t catch a greasy Scotsman, and I’m sure he was quite sweaty in that turtleneck.

Son of a Peta’Q! How dare you imply a human BB gun is somehow more dangerous than a Bat’leth!

The movie was much better in its original Klingon.

Sulu’s the one driving the ship, Scotty just hangs out by the engines and whacks them with a wrench occasionally.

I tried to understand your meme, but it was…hard.

Teleporters, Warp speed, and phasers you have no issues with, but medical science advancing enough to extend the human period of fertility is unrealistic?

Red’s makes a really good breakfast burrito imo.

It makes sense now, ancient alien guy is an alien in disguise! Why didn’t we realize that sooner?

Tuvok was the security officer on Voyager.

That’s because, according to renown space expert George Lucas, wearing a bra in space would strangle the wearer, which is why Princess Leia jiggled her way around the Death Star. So, it’s not that they were unpopular, just that they were a safety issue.

Well, you lasted wit Discovery longer than I did. I saw the first episode and the butchered Klingons, and that was as far as I made it into the series.

Georgiou isn’t going to get a show either, as thanks to Michelle Yeoh’s Oscar win, it’s now going to be a movie.