The ol’ RS232?

I’d say pour salt into each pot but I fear the plants are the propery of a local nursery and it’s not their fault the store is managed by idiots

Could be the agreement stated the painters weren’t responsible for masking anything not to be painted

The landlord wouldn’t have done that because they know it’ll have to be replaced. That’s a low skilled idiot’s work, the same thing happens to me at work. It is possible that the agreement between the landlord and the painters stated they weren’t responsible for masking anything that wasn’t to be painted

When he runs out, just grab the bottle out of the trash and fill it with soap and hand it back to him. You’re welcome

Consolation prize: the Gene Wilder documentary on Netflix is pretty good if you haven’t already seen it

No candy for you!

Maybe meet them half way and sit on the porch and hand out candy? I used to go to my parent’s house to help them hand out candy and I noticed it took a bit of effort for the smaller kids climb the stairs. There’s no railing and knowing how dangerously slick their steps got if they were damp, i started sitting at the bottom to hand out candy.

It seems trick or treating isn’t as popular with the kids as it used to be. Ironically, it seems more popular than ever with adults. Some houses I’ve seen look like they must rent a storage unit to keep all the decorations they put up. We used to fill a set of dad’s old clothes with leaves, splap a plastic punkin on top for a head and call it a day

200 bucks? You got off cheap. Did they give you an aspirin?

The only thing I see wrong with this is you let your daughter boss you around

PayPal sent me an email telling me I couldn’t use their service because I had a VPN. No big deal, I’ll just start using my credit card. A few weeks later PayPal emails me to say we’re all good and I can use them again

Saw it in the metroparks at Stinchcomb. We really lucked out, great view!

Rotisserie for best results

What a strange sentence

Why are you on Lemmy asking children for parenting advice? Seems like most responses are blaming you as if an adult needs to be taught something as rudimentary as loading a dishwasher. Simple solution, box up all the plates, cups, silverware. Replace with disposable stuff

It all gets dumped in the ocean

Gathering carts was my favorite job when I worked at a grocery store! Fresh air, a break from all the people, help old people with loading their trunk. At the time the cars and carts were still made of metal and shit got scratched up. Now everything is made of plastic and I don’t get the outrage. I got a million problems and this ain’t one of em

His mother must be so proud

“It’s lunch time, fuck it”

Yeah they looked like old timey telephone operators and the people who did it were called computers