Hey chatgpt, write me a resume for a <insert job description> that will likely fly with a 6B publicly traded company. Include details about <insert field expertise here> and wors it like Tony stark wrote it.

Uh…no. I’m saying it’s like how you get into a ‘zone’ and seem to do magic (win) that others proceed to, yes, accuse you of cheating. How did you even come to that conclusion, buddy?

Vibrating dildo? Sheesh!

Lol

Remember when that chess champion accused that other chess champion of cheating? It’s like that.

Plus, it looks like you got 2 lefts and a right! Those fools.

Why every MBA is an ‘idea person’.

A guy in a bank ferrying billions in my neck of the woods told me how ‘most’ software jobs involve cutting and pasting snippets fron the likes of git, sourceforge, etc. His bank is in deep on AI, be it on operations, or investments. On the one hand, I admire his disconnected bliss, but damn, all the money is being moved by the people who don’t understand coding, and being given to the people who don’t know how to code. State of the bubble right now. FML.

Just don’t call it genocide.

Right behind the budget trekkie? It’s Halloween season I guess.

Macgyver is on the case. Problem solved with a gum wrapper and some boric acid.

Damnit! I’ve been using it wrong the whole time!

Where’s the crowd? Are they all on strike?

Huh. My one+ lets me hide apps and lock the hidden drawer behind a code from 2020.

I think it’s well known that they use state of the art algorithms, hands on guidance by human qualifiers, and fifth generation AIs to isolate, statistically rank and identify particularly obnoxious passengers to compile in a list of candidates for people to seat next to me.

Oh, and I can’t pay you up front, but you may use me as a reference for any future opportunities you may have.

As opposed to showing a pic and having any other scammer take it off the finder so they can extort the real owner for cash or worse? Or handing it to any lying animal abuser to take advantage of? What’s the problem with how they chose to do it?

If the internet has succeeded in anything, it’s that the illusion of competence is worth more than the thing itself. Until someone calls you out, that is.

Do it some more and you’ll get karl urban.