Yeah, it requires replacing the “you test the rocket” with “you test the rocket and it fails or doesn’t meet the updated mission specifications” and the “you go to mars” with “you want to go to mars”
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JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Programmer Humor@programming.dev•TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"3·2 months agoBah, I was there. .jif was barely used and came 5 years after. They should have used a different name!
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Programmer Humor@programming.dev•TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"7·2 months agoGagascript. One is soft, one is hard.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Programmer Humor@programming.dev•TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"8·2 months agoIt doesn’t matter what it stands for. That’s not how acronyms work.
You don’t say “yolwa” for “YOLO”
You don’t say “Ah-ih-dees” for “AIDS”
You don’t say “britches” for “BRICS”
You don’t say “sue-knee” for “CUNY” (City University of New York) Etc.And if you want to argue specifically about G:
You don’t say “Jad” for “GAD” (generalized anxiety disorder)
You don’t say “joes” for “GOES” (Geostationary Operational Environmental Satellite)It’s not a hill I’m going to die on, I use both pronunciations, but the only argument I’ve ever believed for the proper one is that the creator pronounced it “jif”. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/GIF#Pronunciation
Now let’s talk about “gibs” you heathens.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Programmer Humor@programming.dev•TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"73·2 months agoGIF like Geoffrey the giraffe, if you get my gist. Always has been.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Programmer Humor@programming.dev•All morning trying to fix something in CSS...3·3 months agoI haven’t heard of this. I make my personal websites from scratch in html and css using notepad++. I should probably modernize…
Not git, Perforce, but I used to have a guy on my team that would do weeks of work without checking in. 1000s of lines in 10s of files.
I gave him shit for every code review, every time we had 1-on-1s, and while he was doing his tasks. Nothing got through to him.
So I just kept dragging him back on check-ins. I’d nitpick the shit out of every line (and normally I hated that.) His stuff would inevitably break the build or be full of bugs anyway (duh) so I never felt bad that I was holding back his career since he was never getting things done “on time.”
If you can’t/won’t break your work down into smaller chunks you aren’t a skilled programmer and/or don’t have respect for the people you work with who have to review your shit.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Gaming@beehaw.org•Video Games Can’t Afford to Look This Good: The gaming industry spent billions pursuing the idea that customers wanted realistic graphics. Did executives misread the market?2·4 months agoI’ve seen it first hand. Repeated statements by the corp execs asking for one thing, studio directors trying to push something else.
I mean, I’ve also seen execs ask for ridiculous shit as well, I’m just saying sometimes it really does come from the studios themselves.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Gaming@beehaw.org•Video Games Can’t Afford to Look This Good: The gaming industry spent billions pursuing the idea that customers wanted realistic graphics. Did executives misread the market?9·4 months agoTo be fair, I don’t think all of the blame can be laid on execs. Game directors and Art directors are often the source of the issue.
I’ve seen execs come to a studio and say: “Make something AAA, a single player game with unique gameplay and a great 10 hour story, and get it done in a couple of years. Don’t worry about the bottom line, we want a showcase experience.”
Then the directors come back with: “Okay, showcase you say? How about a AAAA 20v20 open world multiplayer shooter (nobody is doing that!), SaaS (to keep’em coming back), with ultra realistic graphics (it’ll be epically fun that way), a $100million budget (we’ll outsource to save money), MTX so we can make tons of money (we get profit sharing right?), and we do it in 3 years (for work-life balance)?”
Devs are just sitting there shaking their heads and thinking… “Here we go again…”
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Gaming@beehaw.org•Video Games Can’t Afford to Look This Good: The gaming industry spent billions pursuing the idea that customers wanted realistic graphics. Did executives misread the market?10·4 months agoI’ve always disliked how washed out BotW looks. It’s like they could only process limited colours so they reduced the contrast and everything is light grey with a hint of colour.
It should say “porn” on the drive.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Gaming@beehaw.org•I don't hate Body Type replacing Gender, I hate laziness2·9 months agoI said the developers removed the labels to be more inclusive and OP (and now you) added them back.
There are technical reasons (pointed out in many comments) for why they might not have full sliders to make any body type you want.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Gaming@beehaw.org•I don't hate Body Type replacing Gender, I hate laziness4·9 months agoAs you can see from OP’s response to you, my primary issue is that OP is still calling the option the “female” or “feminine” one. The developers specifically removed those labels to be inclusive and OP is adding them back. The complaint about the order was the secondary issue.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Gaming@beehaw.org•I don't hate Body Type replacing Gender, I hate laziness37·9 months agoAs a woman, I look at “Body Type A or Body Type B” and think “Well, I’m a woman, not a Body Type B, and isn’t it kinda misogynistic that the secondary option is the female one? Like A+ for Men, B- for Women?”
This really pissed me off, I have to say. Why are you calling the “secondary” option “the female one”? To me that seems a bit presumptuous.
If I have body type B with he/him pronouns, are you saying something about my body? Is it too “feminine” for you?
Honestly, you seem to be looking for something to complain about. The developers have taken an extra step to try to be accommodating and inclusive and your complaining about the order the choices are listed in… Smh
Usually, when it’s a one-off like this, the video game gets “paid” to put the stuff in their game. That payment may be in-kind advertising campaigns, etc.
For something like Need for Speed, Forza, etc, the game will be licensing the likeness of the vehicles and the company logos in the game. I don’t know the costs, but the fact that it’s also advertising will factor in.
In this case, there are a few likely scenarios:
- The game director or art director or someone high up at Epic has a hard-on for the Cybertruck and really wanted it in the game. So they pursued Tesla and made a deal.
- Epic wanted to add vehicles to the game and decided to go with licensed vehicles. Their merchandising people reached out to merchandising people at all the auto companies and then figured out some deals.
- Someone high up at Tesla (maybe even Musk) loves, or has a kid who loves, Fortnite and decided they want the Cybertruck in the game. So they pursued Epic to make a deal.
Number 2 is most likely, but I don’t know the game well enough to know the vehicle situation in it.
For all of them, you have to factor in a bunch of details to figure out who is paying who:
- who wants it more (/ power imbalance)
- how much money is it going to cost to make the models, animations, etc
- how much is it going to cost players to get the item
- are there aspects that either company finds undesirable (E.g. sometimes car companies don’t like their cars shown with damage)
- who will be doing the bulk of the marketing, and who has the marketing budget to spend on the venture
- probably a lot more
So, it’s hard to say without more inside info. Games I’ve worked on have had 1 and 2, but not 3 as far as I know. I think it was pretty much an in-kind deal for the 1 situation though (like we got the likenesses, they got advertising through the game, ostensibly we sold more games with the likenesses, but I think it just stroked someone’s ego…) All of the 2 situations were done to bring in money for the game’s marketing budget / or were in-kind marketing deals, possibly bringing money directly to the bottom line, but I don’t know.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Gaming@beehaw.org•IGN Entertainment acquires Eurogamer, GI, VG247, Rock Paper Shotgun and more10·1 year agoI want multiple streaming services that can stream almost everything so there’s competition, but still a valid reason not to just drop and switch constantly.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Developing a third party UI for a platform you use frequently feels like this sometimes2·1 year agoI do think we need a “tap” horn (thumb button) and an “I’m mad” horn (press/punch the middle of the steering wheel).
On some cars, the “courtesy honk” is all but impossible.
JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.cato Programmer Humor@programming.dev•*Angry programmers noise getting louder and louder*5·1 year agoNot OP but I think it looks like Shortyz on Android, which I used for a long time, but I recently switched to Forkyz (an unofficial fork of Shortyz) because it gets more active support. You can get it on F-droid or its current repo on Gitlab.
That’s why agile was created. Because people don’t know what they want in panel 1.