And this ballsack scab is still someone you refer to as “friend”?

This comment has big ‘i did a thing’ energy. Alex, is that you?

Probably a Wasgij! They’re awesome! Sometimes it’s like you described, sometimes the box cover is people reacting to the scene you have to put together in the puzzle, sometimes you uncover a mystery. I have like 10 of these, they’re my favorite vacation pastime if I’m not traveling or something.

I stopped ordering from these apps because I got tired of watching the driver take my food on a tour of my city and having it arrive cold and wrong.

The last time I went to pick up my food from a restaurant I saw a dasher standing outside a restaurant staring at his phone with food in his hand, I went inside and while I was waiting the dude came back in, dropped the food and asked for another order because the one he took wasn’t tipping.

Fuck this system and fuck these apps, pick up your own food (if you can).

Just throw the whole nephew away

Here’s my guess: this is a prison warden thanking his inmates for the slave labor that helped his investors profit off of the prison industrial complex. This is fun! I like making shit up with you.

The Max Power way!

Depends. Rowboat? No problem.

It’s been a while since I was actually surprised by a post. There you have it.

Then, respectfully, we have nothing to go on other than whoever made this meme has never known the touch of a woman.

I’ve dated both and guess what? A nice looking woman without tattoos can make you just as miserable as one covered in tattoos. It’s almost like you shouldn’t base your whole selection process on appearances.