MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

Sous vide at 170 F for 1 hour, finish with a torch.

For a second I thought they were tacking on “DEI” as an insult at the end there. 😂

I wonder if it will be web scale

Trick question! IATA: IDGAF about your rules about who can work with who.

That’s right! I said “who” not “whom”! I don’t care about your grammar rules either: like putting punctuation inside quotations. Or starting a sentence with a conjunction.

Did I get the job?

This is just how you sanely organize digits when you have to split them. It’s either down the middle (12345:67890), pairs (or odds&evens depending on how you look at it), or 0:123:456:789:0.

I would be more infuriated if it was 1-7 on one side, and then 890CXYZ on the other.

Welp! I didn’t have “President gives Nazi salute” on my bingo card…

The Magic School Bus is an affront to God™ because it contains both evil magics and education.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Then why is the acronym in American then. There ain’t no countries in the EU that speak American. /s

I just lost “the game”

Fourier eaux

Disclaimer: I don’t use News+. This is just what I think I remember from some podcast episode a while ago.

IIrc: it only does this for the Top Stories feed which is a handful of stories handpicked by Apple. It would be weird if your Top Stories was super short or completely blank because you happened to block all the right sources. Your regular feed should be filtered.

🤮

Pasadena Jones and The Penultimate Crusade.

We have:

• Pasadena Jones
• Herr McGoo
• Pasadena Jones’ immortal father
• Pasadena Jones’ love interest

Bakula‽ Jeepers! I thought it was Harrison ford for a hot second.

To be fair, it is a knock off of Righteous Roughage & Virtuous Vegetables

American Football fields.