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OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man English
10·8 months agoMaybe the one from Slingblade
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•I'm a 6'1" man with size 3 feet which means every time they measure my feet at a shoe store, the Brannock device tells me I'm not a man English
168·8 months agoWow dude, that’s crazy. Like, in a cool way.
My great-uncle was very small when he was born - the family story is that he used to sleep in a shoe box instead of a crib until he was almost a year old.
Probably not your shoe box, though.
I think dude responded to me instead of you, lol
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Perfection within the week
54·9 months agoSorry, the sarcasm didn’t come through. My joke was that no software is perfect because software is constantly evolving as people’s needs and desires change.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Perfection within the week
911·9 months agoThose were all written prior to release as a way to ensure git could grow and evolve with its userbase.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•All morning trying to fix something in CSS...
24·10 months agoUSER INPUT: “Generate an image of a house, please. Make sure it has normal windows, and euclidean geometry.”
GENERATED OUTPUT:
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•I live in a constant state of fear and misery
9·1 year agoI don’t even notice when it hurts anymore.
Anymore.
Anymore.
Anymore.
If only I’d been born %YEARS% later :'-(
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What it's like to be a developer in 2024
2·2 years agoDang. Sounds pretty ubiquitous then. And a lot more productive and fun than slapping stuff with a rock while nude.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.ml•Firefox to collect your (anonymized) search data
1·2 years agoUsed to work for a non-profit retirement community in a pretty small area; the guy running the joint lived in a $3M “house” with a full 7 car garage.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•What it's like to be a developer in 2024
9·2 years agoI’ve been into computers for over 20 years and I couldn’t tell you what uses rust. I am aware of it, but I am completely unaware of how narrow or broadly it is used. I keep forgetting people aren’t talking about the game.
In the map obsessed universe it’s called Wayland.
Very similar to our universe, that one.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Risa@startrek.website•You know what they say about assumptions...English
2·2 years agoLIVINALIE TIMMAY
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Risa@startrek.website•You know what they say about assumptions...English
7·2 years agoYou can tell a lot about somebody by if they choose Monty Python or South Park
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Risa@startrek.website•You know what they say about assumptions...English
7·2 years agoThis is acceptable
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Risa@startrek.website•You know what they say about assumptions...English
6·2 years agoTim
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldto
Risa@startrek.website•You know what they say about assumptions...English
172·2 years agoQuark is a straight white male, or my name isn’t Jeremiah Paxton
Damn, I gotta get off this island of misfits
Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?