Oh no, he’s a cannibal.

“Declared independence”?

When see a building situation that makes absolutely no sense, blame the HVAC folks.

I truly pity the cities that don’t have a coffeeshop in an old photomat.

Everybody already has access to ELIZA-level tech.

Gonna need a Threadripper to get the most out of NewTube.

Doesn’t matter, they’re all just 3 ELIZAs in a trenchcoat.

He’ll have a hell of a career as a comedian.

I could take her…

Programmers have it so easy nowadays.

You should try programming in BASIC on the Atari.

I wondered why the hologram version of him is English. But of course it would be English, wouldn’t it?

You are very correct in everything you wrote. That said… it’s got Sam Richardson so I’m probably going to watch it.

How to get every business to leave your platform in one simple step.

8 dollars for bread and cheese is beyond “mildly” infuriating.

That’s a go order!

Take 'em out!

So many dongle failures, and so many sprung tension latches.

Enterprise, when it wasn’t actively sexually harrassing T’pol, was great.

The problem is, the episodes where B&B are using Jolene Blalock as a sounding board for their fetishes are so bad, that it drags down the series as a whole.

It’s crazy, right?

The whole world’s gone sideways.

“Conspiracy”

By “found” they mean, “accidentally sold to”.