From you dad! I learned it from you!

It’s better then bad, it’s good.

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They will never understand.

Is that… is that a Wayne’s world reference?! Party time! Excellent!

I have yet to own a car that didn’t come with a tire jack. Pretty sure they are built with every car.

And weed helps…not advocating, just saying it helped.

Magnetic wheel weights. Throw a few on the inside of his rim

He has to come out in slacks, his special talent should be mowing the lawn. Tuxedo print t shirt for evening gown. REPRESENT!