Yeah, I think this is less about how secure foreign routers are and more about inserting their own backdoors in citizens hardware for surveillance purposes.

No baby, I’m so sorry, it won’t happen again. I promise!

Too Little and way too late. Microslop is sloppy slop.

The only reason I can come up with is because they have oily skin and don’t want to get it on their phone. Even that isn’t an excuse for being a douche canoe.

That’s in the SOP for management.