Make your web page in GIMP, export to PNG, <img>.

That came out in 1996.

Is Virtualbox still considered the go-to VM program? I haven’t been keeping up.

Hats?

Pellaeon started as Rukh brushed silently past him; he hadn’t realized the Noghri had followed them down. Thrawn waited until Rukh was standing at his side, then turned back to Colclazure. “Do you know the difference between an error and a mistake, Ensign?”

The entire bridge had gone deathly still. Colclazure swallowed again, his face starting to go pale. “No, sir.”

“Anyone can make an error, Ensign. But that error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.” He raised a finger-

And, almost lazily, pointed.

Pellaeon never even saw Rukh move. Pieterson certainly never had time to scream.

- Hier to the Empire, by Timothy Zahn

Longing. Rusted. Seventeen. Daybreak. Furnace. Nine. Benign. Homecoming. One. Freight car.

So my luggage is still safe.

Just take a common word and remove a vowel or two. That’s still hip, right?

Ooooh! I’d be able to watch the first episode of Doctor Who!

Why would a programmer own a printer? I almost never print anything and when I need to I just go to a library.

Except if the game is designed to be multiplayer-only, but even then we should be able to set up our own servers. If the original Half Life could do it in 1998 then why can’t we do it now?

Star Trek (at least from TNG onwards) is a dystopia who’s inhabitants have convinced themselves is a utopia.

Especially if they’re .zip files full of military secrets.

Real programmers code with TTL chips.

Jinkies!

Isn’t that what they did in Superman 3?

This is why big projects back then can take decades to complete.

Good thing that’s not a problem anymore.

If you’re trying to get from Missouri to Oregon and you end up in Wales then you’ve got bigger problems.

Good thing I’m sticking with GDScript.