A little temporal shifting and Pike is a deer in headlights. Sisko was a god before breakfast and still raised a kid single. We don’t even wanna see the Pike from Mirror world. *shudders

My man Ben be looking just his normal self. ♡

This could be a miniseries. Each episode, Quark takes on a new human cultural challenge and interprets it through Ferengi cultural lenses. Obviously they did this on the show but I can really picture a different side of the character coming out in a completely safe setting like his own personal holosuite. Antics might be especially humorous if his instructor was someone who had a unique perspective on human culture too, as the Doc in Voyager did while trying to help 7/9.

You might be safe what kind of Hondas are those, are they khitomer Accords?

I just imagined four dimensional bomberman and I had to stop because I got so dizzy so fast. ♡

Well, Ocampan has got those powers but the gun could potentially be used to alter the narrative of the story so I guess… the gun?