I’ve always called them Jelijokes. Like dadjokes, but you’re required to like them, or you’re relieved of duty until you’re needed to pilot a shuttle.
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It’s a pun on the double meaning of the word “count”.
Count (title) Dracula.
Unless you count (include) Dracula.
It’s because this is from Captain Jellico’s X account, https://twitter.com/stdeltashift
Jellico also rarely posts at @[email protected]
Or that Vulcan science officer that turned inside out.
dmonzel@lemmy.worldto Risa@startrek.website•Compilation of the "Picard Maneuver", but every time Picard tugs at his shirt, his combadge pops off.English18·2 years agoThere’s the in-universe Picard Maneuver, which is actually an attack maneuver he used against the Ferengi when he was the captain of the Stargazer (TNG: The Battle). But this video shows the most used, most seen-on-screen Picard Maneuver.
I have failed. It wasn’t Orange River, it was Junkball Media. https://youtu.be/Jy1SA3-4lfU?si=51yP_C8pl3vZsmZ2
Does this mean you also enjoyed
Orange River’sJunkball Media’s skant video?
It’s prejudicial to assume all bigots are murders.
What do bigots want to have happen to the people they hate?
Eloquence isn’t the only measure of charisma. See: Trump.
dmonzel@lemmy.worldto Risa@startrek.website•Instructions unclear, posted the Captain.English8·2 years agoStar Track*
Sure, I get your point, but not giving the dude who made it credit sucks.
Unrelated, I’m trying to think of a rebound joke, because Loons, but I’m stuck.
No credit given to Captain Jellico’s Twitter account?
I want to be Ezri and Kira, but I’m more Troi and Barclay.
Beat me to it by mere minutes.
Also, fuck Steven “Emotional Abuser” Chowder.
dmonzel@lemmy.worldto Risa@startrek.website•Battle of the Helmsmen will now commence. 8 pilots enter. 1 pilot leaves.English32·2 years agoErica has to win. Being the pilot of the Enterprise is her only character trait, so it would be unfair to pick anyone else.
Also, SNW writers, GIVE US MORE ERICA ORTEGAS. After the strike, of course.
dmonzel@lemmy.worldto Star Trek Social Club@startrek.website•[IDW's Star Trek: Day of Blood #1 comic] Star Trek Confirms an Underrated TNG Crew Member Is Destined for CommandEnglish11·2 years ago“All Good Things…”? PIC S3? Hell, she was the ranking officer of the Enterprise-D in “Descent”.
It wouldn’t shock me if the Federation had a fleet of medical ships captained by doctors.
Considering it’s kind of the whole plot of Picard season 3, then yeah, it’s common knowledge.