terminal cancer

“I’m sorry, you’ve been diagnosed with :()::&;:”

“You have a couple seconds to live.”

I’ve never understood thr gendering of stuff like this.

Like bro, soap is soap. I rather smell like roses and lavender than a mix of industrial shit and BO.

My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

Did Microsoft leave their marketing department to AI or something? They really seem to be dropping the ball rn with app names, and recognition.

(Teams New vs. Teams (New))

“Gaming is dead” mfs when they discover indie and AA games from smaller studios that actually care about the games they make.

bro, my math and calc professor made us use this for our course despite the fact that our college really wants profs to stop using 3rd party sites like these and just use Brightspace.

It was like $100 CAD too. And it’s a fucking WEBSITE. Why is windows required? Do you need to ring 0 access so I can solve a derivative or something???

If you’re programming in assembly, regardless of what it is, you are the biggest nerd of them all. And I have massive fucking respect for you.