The prospect of still being billionaires, but with less billions, was just too much to handle

We can only trust people that old if they are mentally unstable

Right before they pass some abysmal legislation that would make Jesus weep

Is this some DOGE script that Big Ballzzz whipped up by asking ChatGPT for a bash script to Make America Great Again?

And then you get a billion tickets about why you get that message when you tey to tether to your phone for Internet access

Maybe 90% back in the good ol’ days 🥲

Totally useless for 99.999% of users (not even exaggerating). Would be nice to have the option though but would mostly just confuse users with was would appear to most to be a totally useless option.

Just pour cheese or sauce on top and eat. Then when you are done you have no dishes and just need to rinse the sink

Ram-shaped dicks aren’t quite so girthy, but good attempt nonetheless.

If this is “testing the waters” then buckle the fuck up folks

I was so confused until i saw the AI reference. Now this all makes sense

He saw hiw HBOs take went down as was like damn i better make sure i don’t do that

That was Enshittification version 1.0

We are at version 3.2 already

If you attempt to answer this rather than refresh for an easier one, the captcha assumes you are a computer and blocks your IP

Someone patent this so we can sue anyone who tries this shit

Found the answer to this here

Writes custom parser in python to automate removing semicolons after braces. Figures out a preprocessing hook to execute it automatically from java compiler. Starts extending it for other things. Misses deadline. Extends it for more things. Gets fired. Ends up with a full python -> java compiler. Posts project on github. Gets made fun of.

Just cuz you’re all NAT’d up doesn’t mean you’ll be left alone.

This is why Apple pushed so hard for 1-button mice

19 and she’s already up to 4 packs/day. This woman has 0 self-control and his heading for a very early death.