Riker - “…is this milk ok?”

*clear your holodeck history

I think safety is a pretty low priority in the federation, no seatbelts on any of their ships either

+1 apple products are very much not shit. Otherwise people wouldnt buy and use them as prolifically as they do.

I started using Macbooks because the user experience on windows laptops sucks in comparison.

Probably forgot a semicolon

That’s messed up