Or the Pope?

Time to stop shopping on Etsy.

Next step: political adverts that quiz you on what you’ve just heard and repeat each segment if you get the answer wrong.

What are Haitian immigrants eating?

A.) Hot dogs and hamburgers
B.) Tacos
C.) Dogs and cats
D.) Haitian food

We’re sorry, the correct answer is C.) Dogs and cats

The right side of the screen is suspiciously out of frame. Is that where the timer usually is?

So a commercial is one thing, but a commercial that quizzes me to see if I paid attention is a completely different entity altogether. That’s the part of the whole equation that would be too much.

Drink verification can to continue.

They tried everything but making a better product.

Your phone’s Wi-Fi told them exactly where in the store you were. That’s how they knew what you were looking at.

Who carries cash, though?

Good for y’all.

I doubt the Europeans will abandon their circlejerk that easily.

Just like American blended whiskey is a little bit of whiskey, neutral grain spirits, and caramel coloring.

“No, let’s make our users play a fucking puzzle for a minute before granting them access”.

Of course, they want you to train their AI for them.

I agree that is an awful way to do things, but Bitwarden doesn’t seem to have a problem entering the username on one page and the password on another.

Fucking almost all of my jobs have used Workday. If so many companies are using it you’d think someone would have realized by now how awful it is.

I forgot how much I hated that commercial. And I hate even more that it was ahead of its time.