Economists eating shit is funnier
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Two economists are walking in a forest when they Come across a pile of shit.
The first economist says to the other “Ill pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.
They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “l pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.
Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, “You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. can’t help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing.” “That’s not true”, responded the second economist. “We increased the GDP by $200!”
Insert 2 economists eating shit joke
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Nazis are mobilizing and becoming agile. Stay safe, everyone.English
15·3 months agoBest I can do is to be a (SC)RUM master
Drink your rum, there’s people dehydrating in Sweden
Oh, I’m skimming through comments too fast lol
You can with PATs though
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Hello, Linux DeveloperEnglish
1·5 months agoBe realistic, it’s gonna be at least 30 forks
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•will document for sexEnglish
321·7 months agoSex is with consent. If there’s no consent it’s a rape
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Plex now want to SELL your personal dataEnglish
53·7 months agoYep, all that info is in the original post, TWICE.
It’s mentioned both in the screenshot AND the text that Plex claims to only sell the data with your consent.
Most people will anyways just click “I agree” without reading because that’s how we are trained to do
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Plex now want to SELL your personal dataEnglish
274·7 months agoWhat part of the op was misinfo? They DO sell the info, even if they claim it’s only with your consent
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•Plex now want to SELL your personal dataEnglish
3714·7 months agoIt’s not “shoving my beliefs down other people’s throats” telling them that these are the options for signing in the service I’m hosting
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Programming@programming.dev•If AI is so good at coding - where are the open source contributions?English
11·8 months agoI don’t think it makes writing code faster, just may reduce the number of key presses required
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Programming@programming.dev•If AI is so good at coding - where are the open source contributions?English
121·8 months agoTo be fair if a competent dev used an ai “auto complete” tool to write their code, I’m not sure it’d be possible to detect those parts as an ai code.
I generally dislike those corporate AI tools but gave a try for copilot when writing some terraform script and it actually had good suggestions as much as bad ones. However if I didn’t know that well the language and the resources I was deploying, it’d probably have led me to deep hole trying to fix the mess after blindly accepting every suggestion
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•My password is not accepted because it is too longEnglish
12·8 months agoc/passwordtoostrong
Been there. Blamed the DNS, but turns out that I didn’t know how to type customername.tld
Frontend Devs as steerco?
No not really. Just pick almost any brand besides Nike or Adidas, and you’ll have basically no recogniseable branding besides some small tag on the slap under shoe laces.
I’ll throw Halti’s shoes as example because I like these specific ones

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Make Bash Great Again!!English
11·9 months ago# in front of the command implies it should be ran as root
$ would mean normal user like such:
$ sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root

Honestly I wish more apps would have that enhancement