DBeaver is a bit clunky, but just too god to replace

Mandatory https://github.com/jayphelps/git-blame-someone-else

Yes, I have never wrote a piece of code that didn’t do what I thought it would before LLMs, no sir.

Most of regex is pretty basic and easy to learn, it’s the look ahead and look behind that are the killers imo

ui is not intuitive but there is nothing stopping you from having multiple folders for a library

Also possible, with that big white easy to remove piece on the left side, I highly doubt anyone could resist removing it if it was done by a person

How many ledges you want covered in bird shit?

Yes.

As someone who used gradle then didn’t for a few years and looked back it, damn did they absolutely butcher the whole thing, not to mention now with the dual kotlin/groovy stuff the documentation is incomprehensible and achieving something that was easy as fuck in groovy like copying some files is a nightmare in kotlin.

The parallel builds seems to be almost entirely gone, de dependency management got an even weirder file format. I have no idea what they are doing

Bugs frustrate me more because I can often guess at why they are happening and how to fix them but can’t just apply the fix myself.

That’s like a big portion of bugs lmao, lots of bugs exist because the spaghettification of the code makes it too costly to fix. Do you really think devs don’t know why the bugs are there? They usually can’t be fixed because there is no time or no willingness from management or the root cause is so deeply rooted it requires a shit ton of work to be able to fix it at all.

Kia Stinger GT, I get a smile everytime I look at mine, and it’s rear wheel biased, so you can make it’s rear slide when taking corners.

There are much better value, smile per money things out there though

It’s branded as Bruno the dog, because the dog is the enemy of the postman.

I will just rely on ISO 8602 to introduce a universal time format

I know some of the words, but dont see the funny in it, but it’s winter time so I am at a mental state like when Stan realizes he is a cynical cunt and everything is shit.

We are definitely too old for this shit

That sounds like the tits, I should open a bar

Not java itself, but GraalVM can do this https://www.graalvm.org/latest/reference-manual/native-image/

I can’t confidently tell you it’s production ready as I have never used it myself.

What are you writing your code in? Windows notepad? How the hell do you not see the semicolon missing?

Java is in a completely different leagues to the rest of these.

Whatever you think Java sucks at, the other languages mentioned here suffer from much worse.

Anyone who thinks a strong type system is a drawback has never worked on any real project where you actually have to collaborate with others.

Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

But typescript is not real OO, it’s a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn’t like anything.