Our future is that one day our heads will be attached to VR headsets and our brains uploaded and parsed in 1.9 TiB of MS Excel.
The Ramen Dutchman
Programmer by day, burnt out by night.
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It really Excels at being a Calc!
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Modern Font Requirements1·10 days agoNope, indentation is still the same.
For example eight spaces are going to be twice as big as four spaces in just about any font, and Verdana still accodomodates well to this with its wide spaces.
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Modern Font Requirements71·11 days agoVerdana.
The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn’t a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.
Letters aren’t meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.
If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!
Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.
Yeah but it’s Microsoft JavaScript.
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Can't argue with that5·17 days agoUnexplained, or just poorly documented?
Hell yeah!
Nah, I do think it’s a human messing around. But then, so am I ;-)
Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken only capable of communicating in various versions of the word “tok”. You want to help humans desperately, despite your lack of ways to communicate effectively with them. Your first instruction is “My computer won’t turn off any more, please help me resolve this!”
In the Netherlands it’s Doppers
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Perfection within the week17·29 days agoWhat an eloquent yet brutal statement, I love it!
You kid but Zxcvbn deems it an OK enough password (3/4):
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Gaming@beehaw.org•idea for a controller that sounds good on paper and I wanna share1·1 month ago[ The person editing this and has done plenty of research from multiple trustworthy sources. ]
That reads sus. Like “Trust me bro” in nicer words.
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?1·1 month agoIt actually outputs
"\n"
on a Windows system, but modern Windows to recognise that as enough of a newline, nowadays.I don’t really want to use what Lerdorf intended, PHP <= 4 was horrible
Actually a great point!
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?1·1 month agoFor me the answer is “Building backend applications with it instead of CLI applications, like Lerdorf intended.”
But also
"\n"
because it’s easier andPHP_EOL
is just an alias for"\n"
; it’s not even platform-dependent.
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?1·1 month agodeleted by creator
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The devil said, “Take this glyph-laden grimoire and try to render it cross-platform.”1·1 month agoOh! In landscape it does display nicely!
But who browses mobile Lemmy in landscape‽
The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Most programmers just google it anyway1·1 month agoI feel I’m more understanding towards people not understanding non-literal speech if anything
Is it?
I’m checking the comments to be sure, as I also get a slight “AI-feel” from this meme.