Coulda bought 8 of these instead, just sayin’

This also worked for me:

I stopped using reddit, because it turned to shit.

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

Not now, Madeline!

Ain’t nothing wrong with release order, IMO. The differences in cinematography, direction, special effects, ect. become distracting when the trilogies are broken up like that.

To really enhance the cultural zeitgeist of the early 2000s, the prequel trilogy should be experienced with a set of Taco Bell promotional cups and contest pieces from eBay. Alternatively, one could purchase a Pepsi from one of the surviving Phantom Menace vending machines.

Right through the transparent aluminum

The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.

That guy is too smart, he’d better he careful. He’ll be found dead at his desk after mysteriously choking on an HP cyan cartridge.

Thomas The Tank Galaxy-Class Starship

I’m pretty sure he’s just running an emulator on his own processor, and the box is just for show.

What are you gonna do? Force me to experience 20 years of imprisonment and watching my best friend die and put in so deeply in my brain that the memories can’t be erased by any known medical technology, then tell me to get back to work in my menial starfleet job with an insufferable wife and child who will probably never understand my pain and will grow increasingly distant? Haha that would be incredibly fucked up, wouldn’t it.

I’d call that a bargain

Yeah, don’t expect me to pay Target prices if I’m getting the Wal-Mart experience.

“LeVar Burton: The new Spock” 👀