Nowhere to really store them in the downstairs. it’s more often someone rounding out a load of laundry by grabbing the towels. you hop in the shower and ONLY EVER then realize the folly.

our house has the bathrooms spread across multiple floors but only one linen closet.

it’s really prescient - one of the stories is people terrorizing healthcare execs for their dead loved ones.

yup. I hate the ‘soft touch’ capacitive sensors on everything now… utter garbage. give me solid chunks of plastic and metal opening and closing solenoids for that satisfying clunk that tells you the machine is going.

not only do you pay them to shove more adverts at you, they’re giving a substantial chunk to chuds like rogan all the while stiffing the artists their service is built on.

nice fucking job.

Yeah, if you want to act your conscience be my guest, don’t patronize the restaurant that does this. Don’t eat their food then stiff the server.

ketamine is one hell of a drug

In a personal library, it makes sense to group books by how similar they look.

you do you, crazy man. keep telling yourself this shit makes sense lol

no, they’re in the business of selling BOOKS, not swatches of colour for the fuckin’ shelf.

"Hi I’m looking for a copy of HG Wells’ “The Time Machine”

“what colour is it?”

“ah. nevermind. fuck this place.”

it’s ridiculous and insane.

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarfffff

Plead permanent sanity.

temporary sanity is the best I can manage these days.

divvying up food rather than doing actual math.

divvying up - dividing food into equal proportions - is math.

What an I missing?

basic arithmetic? .33 + .33 doesn’t = .5

they’re everywhere.

that’s their strategy, just flood everything with bullshit.

Hey, I didn’t see it that way, you got good points, you won me over. You’re a fucking asshole, though, good luck winning others over with your childish bullshit.

Sure thing sporto.

yeah that’s what we’ve got, a binary decision between sports (panem et circenses) or outright war.

Couldn’t possibly be some bits in between.

Cute.

games are fun

Games ARE fun. Adults wasting these kinds of resources so rich men can get richer is fucking disgusting and you know it even if you won’t admit it.

It’s a terrible waste of resources, it’s a perversion of athletics, and it doesn’t take a nerd to feel superior to that kind of petty bullshit.

If it’s any consolation I feel the same way about NASCAR and F1. Petty, climate wrecking childish bullshit.

Bet you’re a fan of that garbage too.

what the fuck is even that?

also, it’s gold that you don’t even try to argue that you’re an adult who’s enthralled by watching billionaires pay millionaires to play a child’s game.

lolol

who still watches broadcast TV?

ah sports… adults investing billions into children’s games. not surprised.