I’m confused, they want people to pay money to watch? But money can be used for drugs and corruption…

I’m not superstycious, but it is a Friday so please don’t jinx an already cursed day…

My guess is if they’re already investing time and money into the software and hardware to make them functionally self operating, then why go through the extra effort to reinvent the wheel (or truck bed in this case, which would leave the engine out front) if it doesn’t directly accomplish their goal.

That’s weird, because their servers can’t even seem to stay up long enough for any of the ai features in their app. It’s why I gave up on their max subscription because it would require doing conversations and 9 times out of 10 it would just stop listening/processing halfway through.

Statistically, at least half of changes are just indentation anyway

Where’s the Sunday night stress when you realize you’ll have to deal with it all again tomorrow?

Hey, they could be talking about Jython…

That’s because all tasks finish in the dot of the “i” of the Jeremy Bearimy sprint, I dunno what to tell you…

You mean Jack Black? Yeah, he is a notch above the rest.

Exactly, who would put a rebugged version into production anyway?

Yup, and they’re run on an estimated 8.5 million test machines

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

Or enemy list, but that might be too presidential…

I petition to rename ChatGPT to DeepThought based on these results.

That’s the oldest joke in the book. Everybody knows you don’t need to unplug your computer, you can run “sudo reboot” from within vim just fine!

I wouldn’t call them passive, they do too much work. More like aggressively submissive.

As a Google Workspace user, I recommend going off the grid somewhere streetview can’t find you…

Translation from German: The Bart the

No reason? Don’t squander perfectly good bleach. You know there are kids seeing in Africa?

I would normally put an if-statement before that to verify if IGNORANCE still equals BLISS