Don’t forget to gargle the balls

This photo perfectly encapsulates TWAIN in a nutshell.

This is how ChatGPT makes a feature request.

Send your story and video to some of the tech press. I’d bet someone picks it up and Best Buy suddenly gives you whatever you want to make it right.

I always used PNG where I would have used GIF. Other than that I use JPG still. I’m guessing webp is more on the JPG side of things than the GIF side?

Did it go away? I still use it as my go to format for small lossless images.

Weird. It’s pretty consistent at the ones I go to.

You’ve got to know the policy of the theatre you’re going to.

Just show up late. That’s what I do.

The Great App Genocide of 2023.

Fuck no. I handled it like a man and trial and errored it for weeks. I am ashamed to say that I had to ask the dealer for assistance to drive it off the lot because I was blocking people and they were getting pissed.

I’ve got a 2018 mini cooper SE hybrid. It has a little switch to turn on. The switch has its light on when the car is turned off and it’s light off when the car is turned on. It also has a third state after you get out of the car where it’s not really on or off but you can’t charge it or drive it until you turn it completely on or off. And you can’t turn it on if you don’t have it in neutral. And it doesn’t really tell you if the parking break is on except a little light on the center console which you never see, so the car may be on but you won’t be able to drive it because the parking brake is on. Sometimes it wont let you unplug it until you lock it and unlock it again for some reason.

And don’t even get me started on the CarPlay or the driver profiles or the park assist menu that overstays its welcome by about 3 minutes.

Fellow Mini owner. This is only one of the many questionable UI decisions made in my car. I literally had to get help to get it started the first time.

Yeah I feel like if you get it into the corral, I’ll give you a pass, even though why not just finish the job at that point.

They set out to make the truck version of the Delorean and succeeded.

Make your own. Only takes a minute and once you find the right formula, will taste much better than this garbage.

That toaster gives me the vibes of my '80s Apple //c

We all have one. I’m also not a professional programmer but I have stuff like this for my home automation that I know I should really clean up but it works so I don’t want to mess around and break it.

Mildly hilarious more than mildly infuriating.

You always have the option of a VPN. That and private mode is probably a good best practice for a site like this anyway.