This is painfully true. I posted a story not too long ago about some architecture from hell I had to deal with at my day job. At first I hated the dev on the other team who came up with the idea; then I learned that the dev had only made it as a proof of concept to use for his team’s specific use case during some time the company sets aside for innovation. Someone in management saw a presentation he did on it and liked the idea so much he decreed that it needs to be used as the single source of truth for a core part of our application. Any new frontend project that isn’t in our monolith now must use this shitty tool.
Sleepless One
Insomniac code gorilla. I help maintain lemmy-ui and, to a lesser extent, Lemmy’s backend.
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Gotta hit the mandatory puppygirl quota \s
C# is usually used server-side. How would nuget bloat affect client-side applications that users use?
Sleepless One@lemmy.mlto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•*Angry ComSci Prof. noises*English181·2 months agoThe spoiler syntax is a bit different.
:::spoiler <label> <body> :::
For example:
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3 years
Yes. It’s an abomination.
Where does SAFe fall into this?
Sleepless One@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.ml•Wait I'm confused I was told that it was China that's stealing US tech? 🤔English83·4 months agoWhat people care about China stealing is stuff like a company’s internal research documents describing how to engineer high strength low, weight steel that took a team of PhD researchers in multiple high tech labs ten years and millions of dollars to research and develop.
Much better for those researchers to barely receive a cent of the money from the company’s profits while the result of their hard work can only be used by the corporation that hired them. \s
Isn’t OurSQL just MariaDB?
I rarely have access to one.
This meme makes it look like it’s hard decision. I always immediately slam the button on the right.
Sleepless One@lemmy.mlto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Whatever 'Clean Code' you write now, it'll be shit eventually and in need of a complete rewriteEnglish71·9 months agoYeesh, I thought you were being hyperbolic, but it really is that bad! He even has this massive self report towards the end:
And how do you avoid being punished? There are two ways. One that works; and one that doesn’t. The one that doesn’t work is to design everything up front before coding. The one that does avoid the punishment is to override all the safeties.
And so you will declare all your classes and all your functions open. You will never use exceptions. And you will get used to using lots and lots of ! characters to override the null checks and allow NPEs to rampage through your systems.
Uncle Bob must be the kind of guy who makes all of his types
any
when writing Typescript.
At least it’s not XML.
Sleepless One@lemmy.mlto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Perpetual Motion finally achieved!English41·1 year agoYou can write garbage code in rust, but the compiler will beat you with a stick for doing so.
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