That happened to me this morning. Lousy bladder.

They never completely dry my hands.

Doesn’t surprise me. The US Federal government used to have a similar application process where you had to write what amounted to a small essay explaining your knowledge, skills, and abilities.

I guess it’s good that the Bort license plate was already taken.

Every breath you take

Every vote you make…

I can’t trust phone calls these days. Even if it’s a number that I recognize, there’s still a chance it could be a scammer spoofing the number. That happened to me once where someone spoofed my credit union’s number to try give them my money to protect my account.

I saw a documentary about Burly Paper Towels once. One of their most loyal customers got to meet the mascot Chad Sexington. Turns out he was a loser and I heard he’s a boozer.

Believe it or not, jail.

Also if it was a state facility the info would likely be on a .gov website.

My ex (Comcast) sends me stuff all the time. They even have the audacity to call themselves neighbor. Mr. Rogers they are not.

Same as it ever was

5. Companies usually don’t send out detailed rejection letters like this. They’re usually like “after reviewing your credentials we decided to go with another candidate” or something vague like that.

At least it looks like it won’t rain on Halloween, that’s the important part.

Why not both?

My guess is that it was two answers, but few answered always, so they combined the two in the chart to make the point they wanted to make.

I found CPR

That’s not much of a threat. You could always block Jeff’s number.

Of course he’s not my friend. He never replied to my friend request.