The real horror is parsing an sql body as json
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DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•we did a little bit of branch fuckeryEnglish
6·3 months agoTrunk based: am I a joke to you
DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•we did a little bit of branch fuckeryEnglish
2·3 months agoYeah lemme just grab my squints thirteen string guitar
Small teams ftw
They mostly aren’t. They just announced they will be migrating the entire system to azure in the coming months tho
Damn man. It took me months to convince the team to get off azdo
DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I'm not sure, but it might be something about UUIDsEnglish
1·3 months agoMy coworkers also introduce needless additions to the call stack
The only time I merge unstable code is behind a feature flag
I always rename it to “dev.” Hard to have any problems or confusion with that
I don’t understand why people treat it like a dirty word. Tech dept should be a deliberate choice. it’s not only okay to cut corners to meet deadlines but it’s literally your job to decide what can be cut to meet the business needs
Not everything needs to be done today
DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I_fucking_hate_them_nowEnglish
69·3 months agoArrest this person
I spent some time dabbling with it about six months back. Never had any issues
DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•New repos, high hopes, every timeEnglish
3·4 months agoYeah well! I made a one line change to omz once!
This is pretty clearly just rage bait. Nothing is actually setting the value so it’s undef. Moreover there isn’t any context here to suggest if the state definitions are determined by some weird api or are actually just made up
DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•My skill prevents bugs, unlike your fancy compiler, peasant.English
11·5 months agoA real programmer only needs parentheses smdh
DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•When someone asks for help/asks what something is on Reddit and the top comments are just stupid jokes that don't answer OP's questionEnglish
72·5 months agoThat’s not really any different than lemmy
DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why make it complicated?English
1·6 months agoI’m talking about quantity not the popularity of a given language. There are certainly a number of popular languages that follow that convention
DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why make it complicated?English
2·6 months agooh for sure, but I think that’s the rarer case for language implementions. Having a consistent structure with alternative keywords in static positions is just easier to develop an AST for. Personally my favorite language doesn’t even allow for const values (except by convention) so it’s really just a matter of preference
DreamButt@lemmy.worldto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Why make it complicated?English
25·6 months agoBecause sometimes that
letcan be replaced by other things likeconst. Which can be managed statically by the machine and not by my (imperfect) ability to know if it’s mutated or not
Full stack baby