Captain Picard.

We need guillotines.

It’s the secret sauce, called unnecessary frameworks and user analytics modules.

me :3 I’ve fallen hard

Sergey has basically stated he wants slaves, not employees.

I’m screaming internally and externally.

Cherry 2000 is a classic.

The mods there remove my threads all the time. The thread can be full of amazing community contributions and information in the form of comments, but they’ll still nuke it because they have nothing better to do.

All I know is I have the hots for Jen so bad.

If I drink a lot pineapple juice, would it be considered artificial sweetness?

Could this be illegal?

That chicken has lived a life ten times more exciting than I have.

Me during every live coding interview.

Color me excited.

I use a Swiss company for my registrar. I honestly don’t know if it offers me any sort of protection against this kind of BS, but Iike to convince myself it might.

If it can detect suspicious unfriendliness, then I’m really in trouble.

They’ve grown up in a world where immediate gratification is expected.

I know every generation says that about younger generations, but perhaps that’s because with every generation it just gets worse and worse.

It was a topical joke revolving around the numerous rounds of tech layoffs since 2023, as well as the current state of industry hiring, which is pretty depressing and toxic if you’re a software engineer currently looking for work.

I’m a software engineer who was recently laid off.

Chase your dreams. The warehouse will always be there.